Am I going to jump on the band wagon with an opinion regarding bin Laden’s death? Am I fuck. The real shit starts now after the fact. Think about it from his point of view. He really hated America because even though he never bothered to whip out his own cash to fight the Russians but America did he didn’t like the fact that American troops ended up on the ground in Saudi Arabia forgetting the fact that they were invited there in the first place. Invited in an effort to maintain good customer relations with the Saudi’s number one oil customer all the while troops were doing their best to bring property values back to normal in Kuwait after Saddam was looking to take over all the boat ramps south of Bagdad. So after Osama directed a few warning bombs directed at America and their armed forces he finally gets everyone’s attention by being the so called brains and of course the figure head of 9/11. What I’ll bet he didn’t figure into the equation was how shit house crazy non-passport applying American citizens can get. They’ll re-elect a failed oil drilling major league baseball team owning draft dodging spent less time in the white house guy like George W. Bush and then wave flags and get weepy while he sells the idea of illegally invading a non-involved country like Iraq. A country run by a guy who’s ego had no room for a headline grabbing prick like bin Laden. This is also of course the same president who supposedly never saw the collapse of a western mortgage banking system looming on the horizon that financially did more to bring down the west than crashing a couple planes into two towers. Bin Laden must have been giggling a bit to himself as he read about how America felt it was more important to make sure the wealthy maintained their tax exempt status than for the poor or middle classes to get proper medical care or hope to see any of the money they’ve been putting into the social security system. He might have felt a little twinge or foreboding when Barack Obama was elected but I’m sure was able to sleep a little better once the national news was filled with whether or not their new president really was a citizen or not. Nice to see that the very Americans that elected him felt it was more important to disprove Obama’s birthright than to get those same citizens back to work again to make those mortgage payments on the house they never should have bought in the first place. I digress, I can only imagine bin Laden’s surprise when faced with an elite team of Navy Seals packing big guns and bent on using them on anyone who’s not wearing the right kind of trainers let alone someone who we all now know watches more television than an unemployed union autoworker. Did he resist? Who knows and who cares. Odd that is was not him but one of his wives who kicked up a fuss because she of all people around him knew this was the end of her meal ticket or maybe Seal Team 6 didn’t wipe their feet before storming in. Either way she took one in the leg for the home team. Good luck getting remarried with that limp. So now it’s all over, he’s been slid off into the ocean like garbage from a US Navy ship (it’d been kinda poetic if it was the USS Cole) and Pakistan is pissed we never called ahead to allow them to book the table. Hey boys, America has given you over 15 billion in aid. Guys, let it go. You fucked up so burn yet another American flag if it makes you feel better and start getting ready for the next monsoon that’ll carry more of your relatives downstream if you’re not careful. Besides, Schwarzenegger is in the news these days more than bin Laden getting double tapped and unless Arnold was in Pakistan and fathered more children no one is going to listen to what you missed right under your ass for the last five years.